Inspired by both the Onyx Blackman quote, “Not now brain, I’m trying to think,” and also by my own racing mind. Took a whole 10 minutes to make.
Hey you. Yeah, you, dickwad. In that lifted 4x4 truck that you totally need in a suburban setting. Remember how you spent that money getting your truck/suv lifted? Well guess what? Not only is your vehicle large enough and actually made for going over bumps with ease, but the fact that you are an extra 6 inches off the ground makes it even easier to get over bumps.
Thinking about those things, tell me why the fuck every person in a 4x4 truck or SUV that I get behind to pull into a parking lot PUSSYFOOTS it over that little 1.5 inch bump of a curb from the street. My shitty old Camry that is 6 inches off the ground can handle it. You have a vehicle that was MADE TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS and you come to a complete stop to pull over a tiny curb. What the fuck is wrong with people?